Call me miss sarcastic

To avoid being sued, I’m gonna be sarcastic here.

P.S : THIS BLOG IS WRITTEN WITH SARCASM.

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I am VERY proud of my school.

Yup.

See? We can have all the freedom we yearned for behind bars.

It’s such a waste that I can’t manage to take a picture of the students in my school. They wear very nice and colorful jackets to school everyday! With all sorts of brand too! Malaysia’s weather is getting colder. *shiver!*

Not forgetting this very famous place which makes my school proud. I proudly present to you…

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Would you like to pee in this place? (If you’re eating something now, can you swallow?)

Nice leh. The smell is very nice. Even you’re not in the toilet, you can still smell the sweet scent of it far far away~ Especially when the wind blows. If there’s visitors in my school, I’ll show them this place. It’s the “main attraction” of my school. Actually this state is considered quite clean.

This part is not sarcastic:

Every teacher, government and every individual in this world says that it’s the student’s responsible to keep the toilet clean. But the words seems to have gone in thru’ the left ear and came out from the right ear. I’m not saying that I’m not part of producing such wonderful masterpiece toilet. Let me see.. The “Toilet’s rules” are :

1. Flush after use.

(how to flush the toilet if the pump is not working?) not my fault.

2. Throw the sanitary pads into the sanitary bin.

(Some toilets don’t have sanitary bins, BUT, I obeyed the rule by choosing only toilets with sanitary bin.) not my fault.

3. Pee or shit INTO the toilet bowl. Please aim correctly.

(I obeyed the rule) not my fault.

So, I don’t know how the heck it ended this way. Someone do something! Any suggestions of new rules?